Post by jehuchris on Apr 12, 2010 15:44:58 GMT -5
I've been known to take a nip every now and then. Sometimes a morning nip and sometimes a mid-day nip and sometimes an afternoon or evening nip. So this afternoon I decided I needed a nip. I had been spraying fence lines today and instead of the standard straight from the jug nip of regular raw milk I decided I needed something stronger so i went for the black label jug of homemade chocolate raw milk. Being hot and sweaty I looked carefully over my shoulder to make sure no children were around and poured myself a 4 fingered glass of foamy, chilled, DOUBLE chocolate. This is normally real sipping stuff. But as thirsty as I was I chugged it. It was soothingly cool as it slid over my tongue to the back of my throat. Right about the time it got to my adams apple (I'm guzzling remember), my taste buds begin to scream hysterically, YUCK, YUCK, YUCK STOP THE FLOW. General brain catching on to the fact that something horrible is taking place inside my palate sends signals to my hands to take the glass and retreat from my lips and tells my face to scrinch up and make as horrible a face as is humanly possible without being in excruciating pain. Both my hands and my face reacted accordingly to General Brains orders. Next General Brain tells my mouth to say, "Nasty. What in the world is going on." Then General Brain remembers that he decided to let the cows out of the dry lot yesterday and have a frolicing day in the pastures.
So now it's time to go on an extermination mission. Exterminate EVERY infidel raw onion plant on the property. NO SURVIVORS. TOTAL ANIALATION. TAKE NO PRISONERS kind of extermination mission. Drive the enemy clean off the map. Yup. No wild onion is going to interfere with my morning or afternoon or mid day or evening NIP and live to tell about it.
I'm in total agreement with my taste buds. We HATE green onion milk.
The real kicker came when Linda has the bright idea to tell me. Hannah took a drink of that chocolate milk and spit it in the floor.
Will follow up when the mission is accomplished. Maybe General Brain will think well ahead next time.
So now it's time to go on an extermination mission. Exterminate EVERY infidel raw onion plant on the property. NO SURVIVORS. TOTAL ANIALATION. TAKE NO PRISONERS kind of extermination mission. Drive the enemy clean off the map. Yup. No wild onion is going to interfere with my morning or afternoon or mid day or evening NIP and live to tell about it.
I'm in total agreement with my taste buds. We HATE green onion milk.
The real kicker came when Linda has the bright idea to tell me. Hannah took a drink of that chocolate milk and spit it in the floor.
Will follow up when the mission is accomplished. Maybe General Brain will think well ahead next time.